POGAN VERDICT is in: COMPLETELY INNOCENT OF ASSAULT

So... the verdict is in:
Critical Mass Tackle Cop: INNOCENT ( !!!! )

Translation: That horrible Times Square -assault / tackle- video that the world has watched & gasped over,( & over & over )
was all a FIGMENT of your collective IMAGINATION.


Former NYPD Officer Patrick Pogen, was found =innocent (!)= today of all assault charges.

A disgrace. The only thing he was found guilty of, was lying to cover up an assault that apparently NEVER HAPPENED.

In other news:
TACKLED CYCLIST MR. LONG: GUILTY of being a non-repentant marijuana user
CRITICAL MASS RIDERS: GUILTY of being "professional anarchists who are taking over our streets" ( Actual Quote* See video below )
CHRIS X. BRODEUR: GUILTY of being hilariously loud and disruptive as Mr. Lynch describes the horror that "mistakes are now crimes"...*


a chilling effect on Officers (considering violent Assaults on bicyclists...)

Bill of Times-Up is hit by the press in his mobile office...
what does the verdict mean?



Behind the scene's of the nightly news...
"why's it funny?"
"all the drama!"
god'dam civilians



Bill's idea for a short trial, and a perfect witness

REMEMBER-- FRIDAY IS CRITICAL MASS !! COME ON OUT...
BRING YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR A PROFESSIONAL ANARCHIST NETWORKING SESSION...
Union Square, NYC 7:00 PM...


*we are proud to be featuring the Christopher X. Brodeur uncommonly LOUD audio/rant that you can't hear on the news ( man they have good directional mics... ) as police rep Mr. Lynch gave his Chief Wiggum meets Mayor Quimby spin
for more on the mysterious Mr. Brodeur:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_X._Brodeur